Farmer Yassir, National Lampoon

Bear with me here. I loved the National Lampoon's early 1970s Lemmings record. It was a take off on Woodstock. My favorite part was "Farmer Yassir" and his line, "Long hair, short hair. What the hell's the difference once the head's blowed off." The character was played by Gary Goodrow. Fast forward to the early 2000s. I go into the Kettle of…