The Contrarian jerks his knee and regrets it

At first I was excited when I saw this.¬†Cool, huh? Smart, sciency chicks. I immediately RSVP'd because some people I know, at least digitally, are on that list. Then I looked at where it was, the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States. Even cooler. Free booze? But something was nagging at me. I looked up the address so I could de…